1/30/2003 07:17:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

Want to feel tiny? View this interactive java presentation, put together by the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory at Florida State University. Starting from 10 million light years away, you can zoom in on the quarks in a Florida oak leaf, scaling at powers of 10. It's striking how much "emptiness" there is above and below us. Maybe gravitation and electromagnetic effects limit life to a certain size?

|W|P|88263355|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/29/2003 08:25:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

Here's my first serious game of the new year, a G/30 against a slightly weaker player on FICS. It went pretty well, I think—he came on too strong and sort of self-destructed tactically at the end:

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Moral: Chess games are lost, not won. I think it's really a matter of waiting for the other guy to make a mistake, and then punishing it. Of course, he's doing the same to me ...

|W|P|88217927|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/29/2003 08:12:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

Inevitably Europe is being flooded with Asian bootlegs of The Two Towers, but whoever did the subtitles on these needs a pint of Dramamine and about 12 years of counseling. I wonder if New Line's official subtitles look like this to the Chinese?

|W|P|88226820|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/27/2003 09:52:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

The Brick Testament presents Bible scenes created using Legos and a digital camera. All are helpfully indexed for nudity, sexual content, violence, and cursing, so you can skip right to the good stuff.

|W|P|88118058|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/27/2003 06:56:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

"I am all in favor of a dialogue between science and religion, but not a constructive dialogue. One of the great achievements of science has been, if not to make it impossible for intelligent people to be religious, then at least to make it possible for them not to be religious. We should not retreat from this accomplishment."—Peroration of a talk by Steven Weinberg at an AAAS conference on anthropics, reprinted in the New York Review

|W|P|88124152|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/26/2003 05:20:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

I'm such a nerd. It's Super Bowl Sunday and instead of the Bucs/Raiders pregame I'm watching an e-broadcast of Garry Kasparov's match against Deep Junior on X3D. Three hundred even bigger nerds are standing in the New York Athletic Club, wearing dorky glasses to see the match in 3-D.

Here's where it stands now:

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It's a bit weird to see a classical semi-Slav played against a machine. In 1997 I think Kasparov opened with 1.d3. This seems to be working, though. Kasparov has the center and the makings of a good kingside attack. He did some odd move-order transpositions to throw Junior out of book around move 9. I don't understand why that would confuse such a smart machine, but apparently it worked.

This is only the first of seven games, most of which will be played during the week, but I may tune in again next Sunday to see Game 4.

|W|P|88063535|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/26/2003 11:18:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

|W|P|88050167|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/25/2003 07:31:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

A recent letter to PC World makes an interesting point:

California Representative Howard L. Berman's efforts to unplug peer-to-peer networks might be good training for going after the really big theft network. I'm talking about libraries. Hundreds of thousands of them all around the world let people check out books and read every word without paying a cent to the publisher or the author. I hope Rep. Berman can put a stop to this unconscionable behavior.

The same point is made more entertainingly here.

I know these are meant sarcastically, but I've often wondered why libraries are legal. Presumably it's because they promote literacy and learning. That explains the nonfiction, reference, and perhaps poetry and literature. But popular fiction? Recordings? Heck, a lot of the music and videos that are "pirated" via Kazaa are available for free in public libraries. I don't even need a computer. Why isn't that illegal?

(Via memepool.)

|W|P|88003090|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/25/2003 06:59:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

"If a man carefully examines his thoughts, he will be surprised to find how much he lives in the future. His well-being is always ahead."—Emerson

"Never let the urgent crowd out the important."—Kelly Catlin Walker

|W|P|88002568|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/24/2003 09:08:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

"When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened."—Winston Churchill

"To understand is to forgive, even oneself."—Alexander Chase

|W|P|87987361|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/24/2003 08:58:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

USC's Annenberg School of Journalism sponsors a pretty good Online Journalism Review. I haven't had time to read it deeply, but recently they've covered RSS feeds, bloggers' role in the Trent Lott mess, and even interviews with Harry Shearer and Matt Groening. Not bad.

|W|P|87974881|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/23/2003 07:22:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

Here are the top 10 all-time Bush utterances to date, according to the readers and editors at DubyaSpeak. It's a very well-done site. I'd been relying on Slate's Bushisms, but this is much more comprehensive. And you know, there's so much to keep up with ...

10. "This Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Reagan International Airport."
9. "Laura and I will thank them from the bottom of my heart."
8. "When you have your own money, it means you've got more money to spend."
7. "The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial."
6. "We're in for a long struggle, and I think Texans understand that. And so do Americans."
5. "Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of Hop on Pop."
4. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."
3. "And one of the things we've got to make sure that we do is anything."
2. "We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."
1. "Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better."

|W|P|87901778|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/23/2003 06:44:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

In 10 minutes, I just learned more about U.S. history than I ever understood in school. That's because the presentation at Animated Atlas is visual and moves fast. Why couldn't the schools teach this way? Perhaps they do now.

It's amazing and shameful how much of our history was centered on slavery. We steamrolled the Native Americans, but we exploited slavery for economic power. And it ended only a very short time ago, in historical terms.

|W|P|87893916|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/22/2003 09:04:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

Apparently the obesity suit against McDonald's has been dismissed. That's a victory for common sense, but it does make you wonder why the tobacco companies can't use the same argument. People are responsible for their behavior, and its consequences.

The difference is that tobacco companies lied, often under oath, about the safety of their product, and apparently sought deliberately to make it addictive. McDonald's has done neither of these—they even post the nutrition facts in their stores, which is almost suicidally altruistic, considering.

|W|P|87859620|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/21/2003 03:16:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

I like sad poems, especially those concerning grief or loss. I don't know why. I've never lost anyone close to me, so maybe they're moving without being really painful.

Mid-Term Break
Seamus Heaney

I sat all morning in the college sick bay
Counting bells knelling classes to a close.
At ten o'clock our neighbours drove me home.

In the porch I met my father crying—
He had always taken funerals in his stride—
And Big Jim Evans saying it was a hard blow.

The baby cooed and laughed and rocked the pram
When I came in, and I was embarrassed
By old men standing up to shake my hand

And tell me they were "sorry for my trouble";
Whispers informed strangers that I was the eldest,
Away at school, as my mother held my hand

In hers and coughed out angry tearless sighs.
At ten o'clock the ambulance arrived
With the corpse, stanched and bandaged by the nurses.

Next morning I went up into the room. Snowdrops
And candles soothed the bedside; I saw him
For the first time in six weeks. Paler now,

Wearing a poppy bruise on his left temple.
He lay in a four foot box, as in his cot.
No gaudy scars, the bumper knocked him clear.

A four foot box, a foot for every year.

English I
David Gewanter

FIRST, We tied to each other
NEXT, Coconuts for the swimming
THEN, The Boat-Soldiers shoot
MEANWHILE, Many dying
AND THEN, We swam with dead People
LATER, We eat on the land
FINALLY, We left our dead Friends.

What grade does this exercise deserve?
Homework folded like a handkerchief,
a little book of tears, burns, escape—

And still I mark the blasphemies
of punctuation, common speech;
the English tune will help them live.

Rickety Hmong boy, flirting simply
with the loud girl from Managua—
I taught him how to ask her out,

taught her how to say now, nicely;
my accent and suburban decorums
are tidy and authoritative as

the checks I make for right answers,
the rosy golf-clubs on the page.
By next year they'll talk their way

out of trouble instead of smiling
as they do hearing me drone Silent Night—
They join in, shy and hypnotized,

Saigon chemist, cowed Haitian, miming
the words I once told my music teacher
that Jews shouldn't sing: "Holy Infant."

|W|P|87773669|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/20/2003 08:49:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

"All things pass. Patience attains all it strives for."—St. Theresa of Avila

"There is no slavery but ignorance."—Robert Green Ingersoll

|W|P|87741861|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/18/2003 08:47:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

"Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly."—Theodore Roosevelt

|W|P|87660129|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/17/2003 07:31:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

I just ran across this piece by Bill Watterson, on how he resisted merchandising Calvin and Hobbes:

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life. I don't want some animation studio giving Hobbes an actor's voice, and I don't want some greeting card company using Calvin to wish people a happy anniversary, and I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.

Apparently he fought his syndicate for years over this, and finally threatened to quit. To this day there is no official merchandise, just the strips and the books. "Only thieves and vandals have made money on 'Calvin and Hobbes' merchandise."

Good for him. I miss that strip.

|W|P|87586417|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/16/2003 07:55:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

After George Lucas wraps Star Wars: Episode III after 2005, he says he'll focus on more personal films. "I'm going to go from complete success to complete failure. I'm going to make a bunch of movies like THX 1138. And if people don't like it, too bad. There will be no Schindler's List or Saving Private Ryan for me. There won't be any big dramas or Oscars."

That's for sure. He hasn't shown much talent, frankly, apart from flogging that one franchise. It seems pretty clear that he's just milking that for money now. If he planned the whole saga from the start, why the weird incestuous crush in the original movie? If C-3PO was built on Tatooine, why doesn't he recognize it? I didn't even see Attack of the Clones, which seemed oblivious to the irony in its title.

Still, it's good to see someone follow his instincts artistically in Hollywood. That's what led Lucas to create Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark in the first place.

|W|P|87548849|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/15/2003 07:45:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

Happiness = P + (5xE) + (3xH). I'm glad we cleared that up.

|W|P|87472149|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/15/2003 07:35:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

I've worn 9,620 pairs of socks in my lifetime, and owned 1,110. How do I know?

|W|P|87471868|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/14/2003 07:47:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

Memeufacture is sort of the reverse of Blogdex. Instead of tracking the most active links in the blogosphere, it tracks the blogs that are pointing to those links. And it ranks them by who led the pack. So in effect it ranks meme vectors by virulence.

MetaFilter seems to be a bellwether among community weblogs (second to Blogdex itself), I'm pleased to see. They did some hardware upgrades last weekend, but it's still closed to new users, probably for a few months.

|W|P|87414448|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/13/2003 10:36:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

"Many people would sooner die than think. In fact, they do."—Bertrand Russell (via Sharon)

|W|P|87363893|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/13/2003 07:53:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

I've mentioned this before, but S.T. Karnick is still the only popular music critic who seems to know anything about music. His 2002 roundup in the National Review says:

The music industry tended to shun melody�and both sonic and lyrical beauty�during most of the 1990s. Melody and intelligence were often shoved to the back of the line in favor of rhythm and expressions of passion.

The emotions the music evoked, moreover, were by no means lofty ones, as a rule. Instead, the music and lyrics commonly evoked primal passions such as anger, lust, and the will to power among rappers, and mournfulness and yearning among the adult contemporary set, with the grunge acts and Lilith singer-songwriters madly alternating between spleen and melancholy. Of course, some artists did make good music both within and outside these styles, but on the whole the 1990s were, from a point of view that places beauty among the top aesthetic considerations, the only truly depressing and largely uncreative decade in American music during the past century.

Why is no one else mentioning this? The rock formula (quiet/clean verse, loud/distorted chorus) is as trite and market-researched as the Monkees now, and to my mind it's worse than Journey/Toto because it affects a punk-blessed authenticity. I haven't heard anything but drums and rhythm guitars on rock radio since 1989. Why is no one else mentioning this?

|W|P|87350390|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/12/2003 09:41:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

Last night I couldn't sleep, so I got up and messed around on the computer. Idly I noticed that someone on rec.music.progressive mentioned Gabor's Progressive MIDI Pages, so I downloaded "Drafted," an obscure song from the obscure but great Camel's obscure but brilliant 1981 album Nude.

The transcription sounded accurate, but I don't have a MIDI setup. So I searched Google Groups for a MIDI-to-sheet-music converter, and discovered that Noteworthy Composer does this for free. I got that from Download.com.

Ten minutes after I conceived the idea I had printable sheet music of an unheard-of song from 20 years ago. And I got it at three in the morning, without interacting with another human being.

How long would that have taken without the Internet? Probably forever. I couldn't have transcribed this song myself, and before finding r.m.p. I knew of only two or three other Camel fans in the universe.

The thing is, 10 years from now people will look back on this with a pitying wonder, just as I look back on the days of carbon paper and manual typewriters. How did they ever get anything done, they'll say, using such primitive technology?

Yesterday Sharon read an item in the paper—Panasonic has found a way to fit a digital video camera, a microphone, an MP3 player, and a hard drive into a case the size of a compact, and they're selling it for $400. About 200 years ago it was possible to live your whole life without witnessing a single technological change. Now the pace and scope of change is so dazzling that I literally can't conceive of a breakthrough that would really stagger me. Uploadable consciousness, I suppose. And that's probably on the way.

|W|P|87305521|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/11/2003 02:31:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

The Skeptic's Annotated Bible presents the entire text of the good book "without the pro-Bible propaganda." Each instance of clear, helpful moral guidance is noted, as is every absurdity, cruelty, intolerance, insult to women, offense against family values, and false prophecy.

For example, the 42 chapters of Job contain 10 contradictions ("When were the stars made"?), 5 factual errors ("The earth is set on foundations and it does not move"), and 6 cases of divine injustice ("God gives Satan power over all that Job possesses").

All of this is admirably cross-linked and indexed.

George Carlin said he gave up Christianity when he reached the "age of reason." I wonder how Christians defend their faith today, especially given what's happened in the Catholic church.

|W|P|87273182|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/11/2003 07:55:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

"The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated."—William James

|W|P|87261736|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/10/2003 07:26:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

Jesus, I hate the south. CNN is reporting that a family was crossing from Tennessee into western NC on New Year's Day when the Tennessee Highway Patrol pulled them over. The father had left his wallet on top of the car at a gas station, and motorists reported it as a possible carjacking.

That's not nearly the worst of it. Handcuffed and kneeling on the side of the road, the family explained that there were two dogs in the car, and they were concerned that one of them might escape through the open windows. "That dog is not mean. He won't hurt you." The patrolmen did nothing, and one of their dogs jumped out of the car and playfully started chasing one of the officer's flashlight beams.

An officer in a blue uniform aims his shotgun at the dog and fires at its head, killing it immediately.

For several moments, all that is audible are shrieks as the family reacts to the shooting. James Smoak even stands up, but officers pull him back down.

One of the patrolmen says the dog was "going after" an officer, but that's patent bullshit, as the video shows.

No doubt fearing stupendous litigation, a THP spokesman wouldn't admit the patrolman was wrong. "I know the officer wishes that circumstances could have been different so he could have prevented shooting the dog," he said.

"It is never gratifying to have to put an animal down, especially a family pet, and the officer assures me that he never displayed any satisfaction in doing so."

|W|P|87214783|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/08/2003 07:28:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

I've been trying to refine one pearl of deathless wisdom for every decade of my existence. Here's what I have so far:

  1. The secret to everything is to relax your hands.
  2. Nine out of ten guys named Dan are pretty cool.
  3. Never trust anyone with three names.

One exception to the last rule may be David Foster Wallace. I first came across him when a friend gave me a copy of the dictionary-wars piece he wrote for Harper's last year. I've liked nearly everything I've read from him since.

Wallace breaks every rule of good writing. His sentences are too long, his prose style is distracting, and he's disorganized and digressive, scattering scores of footnotes across even a simple magazine article.

What redeems all this is the voice. It's like a letter from an articulate friend who's conceived a passion for something and just wants to tell you about it. Often it's tennis:

Agassi's balls look more like Borg's balls would have looked if Borg had been on a year-long regimen of both steroids and methamphetamines and was hitting every single fucking ball just as hard as he could—Agassi hits his groundstrokes as hard as anybody who's ever played tennis, so hard you almost can't believe it if you're right there by the court.

He's affected but unpretentious, arrogant but smart. That makes him compulsively readable, and in the end readability is everything. The only other writer I've seen who can redeem such a neon style is Tom Wolfe. To put Wallace in that class is really saying something, but so far I think he's earned it.

|W|P|87109105|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/07/2003 08:38:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug, but having committed the troops I've got an additional responsibility to hug, and that's me, and I know what it's like."�George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002

|W|P|87077717|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/07/2003 07:20:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

Today Bush unveils his economic plan in Chicago. The centerpiece is rumored to be a $600 billion income tax cut (over 10 years), including a $300 billion cut in the tax on dividends. Democrats are saying that won't help the middle class. I do agree that trickle-down plans don't seem to work. In an economy like this, most people will just save the money, as they did the tax "rebate" Bush floated earlier. But it's also true that rich people pay most of the taxes every day. Almost any tax cut is going to help them—that's pretty hard to avoid, and sort of a disingenuous argument, I think.

|W|P|87056367|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/05/2003 08:21:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

Penn Jillette, the "taller, louder half" of Penn & Teller, had a run-in with federal security at the Las Vegas airport in November:

I said, "You have to ask me before you touch me or it's assault."
He said, "Once you cross that line, I can do whatever I want."

It's a very even-handed account, and shows how the legal aspects of the increased security are really uncharted:

"I said that I had talked to two lawyers and they said it was really a weird case because no one knows if he can be charged with assault and battery while working in that job. But I told her, that some of my lawyer friends really wanted to find out."

Read the account, it's good.

|W|P|86960327|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/04/2003 10:03:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

There's been a big brouhaha lately on alt.comp.software.financial.quicken about TurboTax's new activation scheme. Apparently you have to link the active copy to a given CPU. You can install on additional machines, but in those cases you can't do forms mode, just the interview, and you can't file or print (I think). Someone pointed out that this is like assigning a book to a lamp.

I've bought TurboTax but not installed it yet, fortunately having heard of this. Otherwise I would have installed it on our ailing old HP, which may well have died before we could actually get our 1099s and file. I understand that Intuit wants to prevent piracy, and TurboTax is way better than TaxCut, in my opinion. But this new measure has alienated far too many users. I wonder if they poll any users before they institute a measure like this?

|W|P|86944426|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/04/2003 03:27:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."—George Bernard Shaw

|W|P|86915078|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/04/2003 03:07:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

|W|P|86914547|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/04/2003 02:46:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

I can't sleep. Why? Why am I always awake at 2:30 in the morning? Nothing woke me up. Nothing's keeping me awake. I was even sleeping in the freaking guest bedroom so that nothing could wake me up tonight. I can't understand it. I guess I'll just start getting up. At least I can use the time.

|W|P|86913952|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/03/2003 07:31:00 AM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

North Carolina's freshman senator, John Edwards, joined the 2004 presidential race yesterday. I had been impressed with the nonpartisan ad he ran here last year, in which he told viewers about meeting with soldiers from North Carolina during a trip to Afghanistan:

Most of us won't be asked to make that kind of sacrifice, but there's something important we can do right here at home. On Election Day, go to the polls and vote. Show the whole world that our system is alive and strong.

It was good to hear a positive political ad that didn't mention party affiliation. Edwards wasn't even running. But now I'm hearing that he had to burn $1 million before the soft-money deadline fell in December, and wanted the publicity. Significantly, he also considered running the ad in South Carolina, which happens to be the third primary state. So now I'm cynical again, at least for now.

Edwards is the most telegenic of the Democratic candidates so far—he was People magazine's "sexiest senator"—but he has only six years' experience in public service. (That would have been a record before the current president took office.) As a private citizen, he failed to vote in six of the 13 elections that occurred before his 1998 Senate bid. And his populist stance clashes with this elite status as a millionaire trial lawyer.

It still bugs me that we're talking about this at all on January 2, 2003. And if Bush times the war right I think he's a good bet for a second term. But I bet the Democrats take back the legislative branch.

|W|P|86873743|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/01/2003 06:41:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

"Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better person."—Benjamin Franklin

|W|P|86802142|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/01/2003 06:32:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

My thoughtful wife informs me that I have barely a billion seconds to live.

|W|P|86801811|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com1/01/2003 06:05:00 PM|W|P|Greg Ross|W|P|

Well, happy new year. I certainly hope 2003 sucks less than 2002. That was one of the most stressful years of my life:

  • I started the year with no job, after being laid off in September, and living in a city too small to offer much hope of finding one.
  • After a lot of research we decided to move to Raleigh, sight unseen.
  • I spent God only knows how many hours researching jobs there. When I finished there were more than 600 records in my database. Letters and e-mails and cold calls, all for nothing.
  • We put the house on the market, which meant packing and cleaning everything (Sharon gets all the credit for this), and being ready to make it show-able and vacant at an hour's notice.
  • Two stressful trips to Raleigh, for job interviews and to scout about 30 apartment complexes throughout the Triangle.
  • Selling the thing (and a car, in the process).
  • Driving 700 miles with two cats, and supervising the movers.
  • Buying a new car.
  • Trying to decide between two interested employers. That was one huge piece of luck�the phone rang the week we got there.
  • Negotiating the job.
  • Living in a cramped apartment in high-crime Durham, with a drug dealer for a neighbor and a "musician" next door.
  • Deciding to buy a house, and scouting candidates on innumerable Saturdays.
  • Finding, negotiating, settling.
  • Packing everything again (Sharon gets all the credit again).
  • Getting into a car accident two days before Thanksgiving (no one was hurt, fortunately).
  • Supervising mouth-breathing mongoloid movers during an ice storm, discovering afterward that they stole a camera and some jewelry.
  • Setting up the house, at great expense.

I'm probably forgetting some stuff, too. I will be very happy if nothing at all happens this year, for once.

|W|P|86796767|W|P||W|P|greg.ross@gmail.com